According to the Harvard Law of Animal Behavior,
"under carefully controlled experimental circumstances, an animal will behave as it damned well pleases."

Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.

Save a mouse. Eat a pussy

Why do psychics ask your name?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

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My biggest fear in life is that when I die my wife sells all my stuff for what I told her I paid for it!!

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I'd far rather be happy than right

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It's not the years in our life that matter.......it's the life in our years

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There are many things in this world that are common; one of them isn't sense.

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cp_produtos Escreveu:There are many things in this world that are common; one of them isn't sense.

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LOOOOOOL essa tá boa

I don't nag..... I just repeat myself............alot!!!

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"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner"

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Se procuras uma mão que te ajude... encontrá-la-ás na extremidade do teu braço.

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